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Aug 8 / justinwoulard

My Favorite Things: Road House

Road House is one of my favorite movies. It’s not a great movie, it’s not even a good movie, but I love it. I found Road House pretty much by accident my freshman year of college. I was looking for something to suggest when girls came over to the dorm room instead of Dirty Dancing for the 119th time. Road House fit the bill perfectly, “I’m not really in the mood to watch Dirty Dancing, but if you want to watch Patrick Swayze with his shirt off we can watch this.” That’s how my love for Road House started, as a reason not to have to watch Dirty Dancing again.

Luckily Road House is just plain awesome. It’s essentially Star Wars set in Redneckville with Patrick Swayze as the combination of Luke Skywalker and Han Solo and Sam Elliot as Obi-Wan Kenobi. Swayze plays Dalton, a well known “cooler” (head bouncer) brought in to clean up the back woods bar the Double Douce. The thing about Dalton is that he’s more than just a tough, he has a Ph.D. in Philosophy from NYU and does Tai Chi, he also has a dark past, have killed some one using his version of the Mortal Kombat fatality. (Yes, Dalton has a “special move.”) Eventually he calls in Obi-Wan, aka Wade Garrett, to help him clean up not only the bar, but the town.

Yes, after meeting the locals, and falling for a hot doctor, Dalton is reluctantly led to fight the town boss, Brad Wesley. Brad is the Emperor, to keep our Star Wars metaphor going, and he has his redneck lackeys (stormtroopers) and even a head lack who doesn’t say much and is always dressed in black (yes, the Emperor has a Vader). Of course, Dalton’s fight get his new friends in trouble, which involves everything from fires to monster trucks.

If you haven’t seen Road House, you need to. You could rent it, but it will probably be on TBS next weekend. It’s the classic good vs. evil story, a modern day western set in a bar. (And, the bar band is the Jeff Healey Band. Best known for their cover of John Hiatt’s “Angel Eyes.” Jeff Healey rocks, maybe the best blind guitar player ever.) You’ll learn something about the fine art and philosophy of being a bouncer, as well as classic life lessons like, “Don’t eat the big white mint.”


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Aug 2 / justinwoulard

Book Review: Hipster Christianity – Brett McCracken

Hipster Christianity is one of the best books I’ve read recently when it comes to Christ and culture. Brett McCraken, who blogs at stillsearching.wordpress.com, and is a frequent contributor to Christianity Today, takes a hard look at the “hipster christian” subculture, evaluating its strengths and more importantly its weaknesses. This is a valuable book for anyone trying to figure out how to reach out to the urban cool. McCraken’s conclusions, though accurate, will surprise many.

The book begins by looking at the history of hip or cool. McCraken places this in the Enlightenment, and gives and interesting and compelling argument for doing so. As the history moves forward one begins to see how cool today is connected to cool in the past and certain streams that seem to flow through hipness throughout the centuries. After looking at the history of cool McCracken then takes on contemporary hipster culture, describing the trends in fashion, music, pop culture, and art that define this generation of cool.

McCraken’s next task is to look at the history of Christian cool, and what the current scene of hipster Christianity looks like. He places the beginnings of Hipster Christianity in a fairly contemporary setting, the Jesus Freak movement among the hippies in the late sixties and early seventies. (Though his argument is good, one could place this earlier, in the Gospel recordings of artists like Johnny Cash and Elvis, or even to the international celebrity of certain preachers like Aimee Simple-McPherson or George Whitefield, who were some of the biggest celebrities of their times, effecting the cultural zeitgeist both in and outside the church.) Essentially this is the beginning of the CCM scene, which might be better categorized as the beginning of the consumer Christian sub-culture, which McCracken critiques, than that of the hipster Christian movement. In some ways I thinking we are looking at something that is recurring, there have probably been “hipster Christian” enclaves since the beginning of hip, Christian beats in the 50s, christian flappers in the 20s, Christian bohemians hanging out with Toulouse-Lautrec, but it is easiest to see a movement that is comparable what McCraken proposes we have today with the hippies and the Jesus Freak movement. That said his history of Christian cool, is enlightening, and gave me some people and pop culture artifacts I want to look more into.

The chapter on Hipster Christians looks mostly at the popular culture the consume, and how they are both alike and different from hipster culture at large. Though there are some interesting ideas in the chapter, it really doesn’t come alive until he refers to the commentary he has made during his critique of the culture later in the book. The look at hipster churches is one of the most interesting parts of the book. McCracken looks at churches from all over the country, as well as one in London and one in France. Each of the churches is very different, both from the average church and from each other. What struck me from reading about each church was that what made it “hip” wasn’t some program, cool worship, or trendy leader, but that it was thoroughly authentic to its community. The hipster church in Kansas City looks and acts drastically different from the one in Chicago or London. One couldn’t start a church here in Mobile by importing the DNA from a church in Brooklyn and have it be hip.

The idea of trying to replicate the DNA of cool churches leads the the beginning of his critique of the current culture of hip in the church. Every pastor needs to read chapter 10 “Wannabe Hip Churches.” I think we all have the desire for our church to influence the community, one of the effects of this desire is to try too hard to be cool, to make it easy for those outside of the church culture to come in. McCracken shows the pit falls of this thought pattern and some warning signs that you might not be hip at all but just a wannabe. It will convict even the “coolest” of pastors to rethink whether the are truly being themselves or just trying to be who they think others want them to be.

In the last few chapters McCraken looks at the inconstancies between hip and Christianity, and try to see if there are any ways to reconcile the two. How can someone be both a rebellious, individualistic hipster, and community oriented follower of Christ? He asks good questions, and though he does suggest some answers he more importantly leads the reader into asking even more questions. End the end the answer is authenticity, hipster churches and leaders are cool just because they are, not because they try to be.

If you’ve ever wondered what is going on with the young people in the church, or those kids from the youth group that left and have not come back you need to give this book a read. If you are one of those twenty-somethings, or early thirty-somethings who left, you need to read this book too. It might just lead you to look for a church that embodies some of the ideas the McCracken puts forth as good in the hipster sub-culture of Christianity.

Jul 30 / justinwoulard

My Favorite Things: Casablanca



There will definitely be a lot of movies mentioned as I continue to write these “favorite things” posts. If you know me, you know I love movies. If you don’t know me, you too now know that I love movies.

Casablanca seemed like a good place to start. #1 It’s a damn good film, one if the greatest. #2 It’s the movie that really got me into watching the classics. I’m not going to review it, Roger Ebert’s already done that better than I ever could. So I’m just going to say, if you’ve never seen Casablanca, watch it. Stop whatever you’re doing and drive down to Blockbuster, or fire up iTunes and watch this movie. You won’t regret it. Probably the greatest screenplay ever written, brought to life by one of the best casts ever. The score and the cinematography are fantastic as well. There is nothing bad about this film, period. Go. Watch. Now.

Jul 22 / justinwoulard

I finished reading the Scott Pilgrim series today. It may be the…



I finished reading the Scott Pilgrim series today. It may be the best comic series I’ve ever read.

Every once in awhile we need to immerse ourselves in a fantasy world and just let our imaginations run wild, I’ve done that over the last week. Since I knew Vol. 6 was coming out this week I reread the entire series over the last few days, and even rereading it it’s great. The story is epic, but at the same time mundane. There’s action, romance, humor (though the humor may be lost on you if you didn’t grow up play NES and SNES), and the sort of insider pop culture references our generation craves. Kind of like “The Princess Bride” for the video game generation.

I highly recommend you pick these short graphic novels (novellas?) up. The story will pull you in. Spend a few hours with a 24 year old slacker/adolescent and see what it takes for him to finally become a man.

Jul 21 / justinwoulard

My Favorite Things

I haven’t been writing much. In fact, I’ve only written one post since revamping the site and moving it back from Tumblr to WordPress. This is mostly due to time but also do to some writer’s block over the last few months. In order to get myself writing again I’ve decided to start a series with at least one post a week where I highlight some of my favorite things. Who knows what I’ll come up with, albums, bands, movies, books, songs, maybe even a favorite lyric, or sentence. Hopefully it will be fun, and hopefully it will get me writing more.

May 24 / justinwoulard

I Want to Be the Waylon Jennings of Church Planting

A few weeks ago I tweeted that I wanted to be the Waylon Jennings of church planting. I also stated that I wasn’t sure exactly what that meant. Let me state now that I’m still not sure, but that I’ve put some more thought into it.

The idea came into my head as I was listening to “Are You Sure Hank Done it This Way” on the Crazy Heart soundtrack. (Great movie by the way.) What Waylon was saying about the state of the Nashville music scene and his desire to be different from it resonated with me. We need an outlaw movement in the church like the “Outlaw Country” movement of the seventies. Let’s do away with the “same old song” and the “big fancy cars.”

There are a lot of people out there asking as Waylon did, “Where do we go from here?” We have to answer that, and soon, or entire generations are going to be turned off by the church, and miss the opportunity to have abundant, transformed lives.


It’s the same old tune, fiddle and guitar
Where do we take it from here?
Rhinestone suits and new shiny cars
It’s been the same way for years
We need to change

Somebody told me when I came to Nashville
Son you finally got it made
Old Hank made it here, we’re all sure that you will
But I don’t think Hank done it this way, no
I don’t think Hank done it this way, okay

Ten years on the road, making one night stand
Speeding my young life away
Tell me one more time just so I’ll understand
Are you sure Hank done it this way?
Did old Hank really do it this way?

Lord I’ve seen the world with a five piece band
Looking at the back side of me
Singing my songs, one of his now and then
But I don’t think Hank done ‘em this way, no
I don’t think Hank done ‘em this way, take it home